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[AF Hunter]

2 tornado warnings w/tornadoes North and South of me, 60 mph winds, and 3 1/2" or rain last night I'd be willing to trade for a week of sunshine. If no takers, I'd also be willing to just give it away! Don't delay, get your crappy weather today while supplies last. All weather sales are final. No refund, no return. Void where prohibited by law. The spokesperson for this thread is a real person and not an actor...

[maxxis31]

if i traded you then you would have to deal with this crazy arkansas weather . and so far we are having flash fluds thats washing campers down stream . and i dont think that is really any better than your tornados , they both destory everything in there path . but i am ready to get out of arkansas . lol