Help!!!!!!

[Colorado Rick]

Well then this should make you need to change underoos...


One day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,"I'd like to buy this TV".

He says,"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes".

The next day, she dyes her hair red and goes back in the store, but the same thing happens.

Finally, she shaves her head and goes back in. When she tries to buy it for the third time, the man refuses.

She says, "How the heck do you know I'm blonde?".

He replied, "First of all, that's a microwave."

[firediver]

Monie would make an excellent physician!!!! I stopped over to her place the other day and she asked..."what is wrong Scott". I touched my left knee and said "it hurts when I do this". I then touched my right hip and said "it hurts when I do this". I then touched my left shoulder and said "it hurts when I do this".

Dr. Monie looked me straight in the eye and said...."well Scott, you have a broken finger"

[Colorado Rick]

HA!!

thought you were going for the ol "well don't do that then" line.