Old 02-02-2009, 07:36 AM
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Talking Another Parrot Joke

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his
flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked
up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied
voice echoed from the dark saying, 'Jesus is watching

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he
shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next
big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for
more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the
wires, Clear as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching
you.' Freaked out, he shone his light around
frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam
came to rest on a parrot.

Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked,
'I'm just trying to warn you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world
are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed . 'What kind of
people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler

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Old 02-02-2009, 08:35 AM
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Omg!!!! Rotflmao!!!!!!!!
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