Omg!

[Colorado Rick]

Originally Posted by YorkArcher

I'm confused... but I don't think I want to know....

please be talking about turkey calls....PLEASE!!!!!

well *I* was... but then the conversation took a turn as I realized that I might be the only one...

Little slow today.

[Colorado Rick]

Originally Posted by TxStarr

Ah! You thick-blooded northerners!! Honey if I thought I could get away with it I would serve fried butter at the annual Christmas party!!

Don't get me wrong here... I think butter is a staple... but holy smokes! That one just goes over the edge.

My boss was telling me that she originally came up with that because someone dared her to do it. (Perhaps dared isn't the right word, but its all I got right now.)

[TxStarr]

Well, my aunt sent this recipe to me this morning (she gets to stay home and watch Paula all the freaking time!!).

Frozen Banana Split

Recipe courtesy Paula Deen
Serves: 10 to 12 servings

Ingredients

* 24 (3.5-ounce) ice-cream sandwiches, unwrapped
* 6 medium bananas, peeled and thinly sliced
* 1 (12.25-ounce) jar hot-fudge sauce
* 1 (10-ounce) jar maraschino cherries, drained and finely chopped
* 1 (8-ounce) package milk chocolate covered toffee bits, divided
* 1 (12.25-ounce) jar butterscotch ice-cream topping
* 1 (8-ounce) container frozen nondairy whipped topping, thawed

Directions

Line a 13 by 9-inch baking pan with heavy-duty aluminum foil.

Place half of ice-cream sandwiches evenly over bottom of pan, completely
covering bottom, cutting sandwiches to fit, if necessary. Top evenly with banana slices. Pour hot fudge sauce over bananas. Top with cherries and 1/2 of the toffee bits and pour butterscotch evenly on top. Layer with remaining ice cream sandwiches and spread whipped topping over sandwiches; sprinkle with remaining toffee bits.

Cover and freeze for at least 4 hours. Remove from pan, using foil handles. Cut into squares and serve.

BUT, my aunt's DIL makes this and I am thinking it sounds better (no icky fruit to ruin the experience!!!)

LAYERED ICE CREAM CAKE

Makes a 9”x 13” Pan

24 Ice cream sandwiches
8 oz. Cool Whip
1 bottle Hershey’s chocolate syrup
1 bottle Smuckers caramel syrup
2 king size Butterfinger candy bars, chopped up

1st layer -12 ice cream sandwiches
2nd – half of whipped cream
3rd - half of Butterfinger bars,
Squeeze 1/2 of caramel and chocolate over that.
4th - rest of ice cream sandwiches
5th – Cool Whip
6th - rest of Butterfinger, caramel and chocolate

You can freeze this and eat as desired.

My oh my I can feel my bu** expanding as I type!!

[Colorado Rick]

Holy smokes...

I think I just came down with diabetes.

You are trying to kill me aren't you?

[TxStarr]

Originally Posted by Colorado Rick

Holy smokes...

I think I just came down with diabetes.

You are trying to kill me aren't you?

Honeys, in my family, all the women are honest about the fact that we are, um, well, it rhymes with witches but every single one of us can flat out cook.

[Colorado Rick]

Originally Posted by TxStarr

Honeys, in my family, all the women are honest about the fact that we are, um, well, it rhymes with witches but every single one of us can flat out cook.

Um... I'm not sure you want to go around referring to yourself as a glitch, Shanny. Sure not all of us were planned on, but we are all human. I would change that to "little suprises". That's what my parents call me.

[ladybowhntr]

Originally Posted by Colorado Rick

Um... I'm not sure you want to go around referring to yourself as a glitch, Shanny. Sure not all of us were planned on, but we are all human. I would change that to "little suprises". That's what my parents call me.

Hmmmmm........................there really is more than one of him!!!!!

[TxStarr]

Originally Posted by Colorado Rick

Um... I'm not sure you want to go around referring to yourself as a glitch, Shanny. Sure not all of us were planned on, but we are all human. I would change that to "little suprises". That's what my parents call me.

Sigh. So much for euphemisms here on the board. Big sigh. Let me see if I can explain it a little more clearly—for those who are, shall we say, language impaired. We are socially challenged and have no problem telling it like it is. Um. We willingly admit that we are accused of PMSing 365 days of the year.

[Colorado Rick]

Oh I see. Sorry. I got confused. I understand now.

I have an Xbox 360, but I don't play very much.

Thanks for clarifying.

[TxStarr]

Originally Posted by Colorado Rick

Oh I see. Sorry. I got confused. I understand now.

I have an Xbox 360, but I don't play very much.

Sigh. I know I am going to regret this but, where did the Xbox 360 come into it?