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Old 08-26-2008, 06:45 PM
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Alabama store manger on phone to Bentonville HQ: "send more ammo, bullets, shotshells, arrows, the works, we are sold out!"

A Day later the Alabama store Manager called Bentonville HQ: "send more ammo, bullets, shotshells, arrows, the works, we are sold out!"


The Next Day the Alabama store Manager called Bentonville HQ: "send more ammo, bullets, shotshells, arrows, the works, we are sold out!"

This went on for 5 more days finally HQ got the call with the same request and after confirming the shipment, the HQ Manager turned to the Southeast Zonal Manager and said "Get down there! We need to find out how they are doing it. Maybe all our stores can be so successful!"

Off he goes and sees long lines of people heading into the store. He taps on the guy at the end of the line who looked very flustered and impatient and asked him why everyone was buying so much ammo?


To which the shopper responds : "Man! Did yall not hear?? The Russians invaded Georgia and we will be damned if we let them in Alabama!"
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Old 08-26-2008, 07:07 PM
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LOL


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Old 08-26-2008, 07:45 PM
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Thats pretty good!
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:17 AM
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Sounds kinda like some fellers I know!
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:34 PM
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.....lol...lol...
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Old 08-27-2008, 08:32 PM
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Glad yall liked it.
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Old 08-28-2008, 07:50 AM
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LOL That was Good!
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