Women Drivers!!!!!

[bullmoose38]

Originally Posted by nchunter54

Just be glad she will drive at all

Don

She tells me the same.

[nchunter54]

Years ago, my wife did 90% of the driving but now she runs to get in the other side first... I miss the old days

Don

[moonlitemadness]

I drive 99.9 % of time....just my daughter and I usually sooo...and no matter how much she wants to drive.....at 5 years old she is not going to be doing any driving yet!!

[bowhunter9797]

Thought we would all get a kick out of this

This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman

In a brand new
Cadillac

Doing 65 mph

With her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.







I looked away
For a couple seconds !

And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily

But she scared me so much;
I dropped

My electric shaver,

Which knocked

The donut
Out of my other hand.
In all
The confusion of trying

To straighten out the car

Using my knees against
The steering wheel,

it knocked
my cell phone

away from my ear

which fell

into the coffee
between my legs,

splashed,

and burned
Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the damn phone,

soaked my trousers,

and disconnected an

important call.

Damn women drivers!

[Cherokeechass]

Now that's funny!

[Monie]

Rotflmao!!!!!!!!! Omg!!!!! That's Great!!!!!!!!

[bowing4bulls]

That's to good!!!

[hollyhoyt]

Ok here is the real story. Yes it did take me longer to get home but...we stopped at Mcdonalds used the bathroom..went through the drive thru to pick up some food and that took forever!. Plus there was a lot of cops out. I was just enjoying the drive. OH and by the way I am the one that drives most of the time