Heres a joke....

[bullmoose38]

BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and
help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a
rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all
over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns
to
her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have
a
nic e cup of tea, and then .' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . .. .
.. .


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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

[bowhunter9797]

That is priceless

[encore]

hit the nail right on the head!

[bowing4bulls]

WOW!!!........How many peoples names pop into your head when you read this?
hhhhmmmmm....I don't even want to go their