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Old 01-10-2008, 11:25 AM
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A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden in tennessee recently with two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "do you have a license to catch those fish?"


Naw sir, I ain't got none of dem der licenses, no. You mus unnerstan dees hear fish are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?" said the game warden.

"Ya, every night I take dees here fish down to da lake and let dem swim roun for a while. Then I whistle and dey jump rat back into dis here ice chest and I take dem home."

"Thats a buch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden.

The hillbilly looked at the game warden for a moment and then said,"it's the truth Mr. Guvt man, I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay," said the game warden, "I've GOT to see this!"

The hillbilly poured the fish into the lake and stood there and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the hillbilly.

The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"

The hillbilly said, "Call who back?"

"The Fish!" replied the warden.

"What fish?" answered the hillbilly.

We in tennessee may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we aren't as dumb as most government employees.
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Old 01-10-2008, 04:21 PM
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TLC thats pretty good!
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Old 01-10-2008, 06:55 PM
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Thanks Bullmooose. can't believe that no one has commented on Achmed yet. that one is a scream. guess I'll just have to break out the big guys.....
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