Squirrel usage

[YorkArcher]

Originally Posted by Monie

What, pray tell, would bull fries and lamb fries be?

Bad question!!!!

I warned you!!!

[Monie]

Never mind, I Googled it. I thought it was going to be something really gross, like innards. I can handle mountain oysters.

[untamed outdoors]

Bull fries would be FRIED TESTICLES from a big ol angus bull, and lamb fries would be...............well i think you get it now

HAHAHAHA

[Monie]

I knew a girl that would bring a baggie to our family branding. She collected all the testicles we took off of our bull calves. She absolutely loved them!

Since this thread is about squirrels....I wonder what squirrel testicles would taste like?!?! I've seen squirrels with big'uns! Starr, give 'em a try and let us know!

[TxStarr]

Originally Posted by Monie

What, pray tell, would bull fries and lamb fries be?

Actually, they would be calf nuts b/c once they are a full grown bull, they are so strong nobody can eat them!!! hehe! Never tried lamb though. We here in cattle country don't hold with such goings on . . . but mountain oysters battered, deep fried, and dipped in ranch dressing is absolutely divine!!

[Va Hunter]

This bigwig Yankee, is down in Old Mexico, when he get's hungry and stops off a little restuarant for dinner.
"I'd like to order something different from anything I could normally get across the border", he tells the waiter.
The waiter grins and asks,"Would you like to try the testicles, Senor"? "They say eating them will impart the strength and stamina of the bull. These are fresh from a bull killed in the bullring, just today".
The Yankee mulls it over for a moment and decides he would try them.
The waiter delivered his meal in moments. There lay 2 large fist sized objects on his plate.
After he'd finished his meal ,the waiter approaches and asked " So Senor, How did you find the testicles?"
"Those things were fantastic!" he exclaimed.
When he got back to the states, he told his wife about his meal. She decided the next time he was going to Mexico, she'd go with him to try them for herself.
The next trip came within a few days. They went back to the same restuarant and told the waiter that they'd like to have the testicles for dinner.
When the waiter delivered their plates, there were 2 small lumps in the middle of each plate.
"What's this?" the Yankee exclaimed. "The last time I was here, these things were as big as my fist!"

"Senor?", the waiter said patiently, "De bull?, he don't always lose".

[Monie]

[HurricaneCreek]

OK, now that I am done laughing at all these posts (we do fry up squirrel heads clear up here in IL and mightily enjoy those mountain oysters).....back to the squirrel question...

if you have a whole mess of squirrels, the best way I ever had it was to slow cook them, or pressure cook them, pull all that meat off and fix it up just like pulled pork BBQ. Makes an excellent, tasty sandwich!

[nhbowhunter21]

Are you guys and gals all joshing us or are you telling it for real???????

[TxStarr]

Originally Posted by nhbowhunter21

Are you guys and gals all joshing us or are you telling it for real???????

Most of this is for real . . . I might question the bullfighter losing and being served but, other than that, it sounds normal. I am going to have to try the bacon wrapped grilled legs. Sounds yummy!