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Old 01-25-2009, 11:56 PM
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Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do a season series entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style."


The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.

From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:



"I'm Gay, I Love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I Voted for John Kerry, George Strait Stinks, O Bama in 2008 and I'm here to confiscate your gun"

If anyone makes it back to Dallas alive they win!
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Old 01-26-2009, 07:51 AM
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LOL...a little bored are we?
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:07 PM
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I can be willing to bet if there is a scantily clad female in one of those Volvos, she will be escorted back to Dallas!!!!!
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:15 PM
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You didn't read that close enough. The Scantily clad female is actually a male.
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:16 PM
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I can be willing to bet if there is a scantily clad female in one of those Volvos, she will be escorted back to Dallas!!!!!
I could add something to this but I wouldN'T touch it with a ten foot pole now .LOL
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:44 AM
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LOL Now that was a funny one!!
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Old 01-29-2009, 10:17 AM
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Weeeeeelllllllllllll, hmmmmmm . . . You know, you are talking about them going from big cities to big cities. Ya might be surprised how liberal folks here are. Now, if they had to stop in small towns to eat, fuel up, spend the night, etc., that would be a different story.

Now, if it was a girl in the pink volvo, they would be left strictly alone b/c we would assume she was a natural blonde and we would say "Lord love her, and honey you know I do, but that girl's not all there. Her mama should have taught her better."
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