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Old 04-03-2008, 07:58 PM
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Colorado Rick Colorado Rick is offline
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well you could start with the one I always use.

"Ummm.... well... I uh.... See there was this..... well... ummm."

If that doesn't work you can try:


the one I keep in my back pocket is sure fire, but you really gotta act it up some:

"Weelllllll duuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.. It's for the ALIENS. Hello!"
Then walk away muttering the question "why do I always have to explain myself?" just loud enough for her to hear.
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