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Old 01-09-2008, 06:28 PM
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Default The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on the road.

# 8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

# 7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4 Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3 A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

# 2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after using it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman......

# 1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!
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