Originally Posted by Colorado Rick
Vicki's coming to Colorado for an elk hunt?
Vicki's coming to Colorado for an ELK HUNT!!
I need to get new Camo!
I can't be seen in the stuff I have! That is SO LAST YEAR!
MY HAIR!!! OMG MY HAIR!!!
I need to polish my boots! I'll need to shower!
ACK!! MY NAILS!!!
I need to clean up the highways!
How much time to I have?
I'll need to get banners made up... Where am I gonna get a marching band?
Would a parade be too much?
I'll have to arrange for security...
Ok... maintain... maintain... we can do this...
You are such a freaking girl! Now, on to the important stuff: VICKI!!! Where can I get a shirt like the one you were wearing on the show this week?!?!?!? The black t-shirt that says "I hunt like a girl." You know the one. And does it come in sizes larger than 0?
Sigh. Now back to Colorado Rick being girly.