Yo in a heap a trouble boy!
When I was in the Marine Corps I actually saw an ad in the classifieds that read, "For sale, Bow Flex 500.00, Fat Wife doesn't like it."
I couldn't believe they actually printed that in the base newspaper...and not on a small base. This was Camp Pendleton with (at that time) about 40,000 Marines. It's basically a whole town. I almost sent it to Jay Leno but procrastinated then lost it but that was the worst ad I ever read!
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