I'll see if I can find it, but have any of you ever seen the cartoon drawing with the two mallards holding up a cutout of a busty woman taking off her bikini top and waving, they have several beer bottles floating out in front of them and a couple of guys coming into the "decoy"? it's great!
If the basic criteria for a vampire is a living entity that sucks the life out of you in order to sustain itself, then I know a few. They tend to hide out in Washington, DC.
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