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TLC 01-08-2008 09:39 PM

Maybe a ........
 
joke thread? always popular on other sites.

Monie 01-08-2008 10:25 PM

Sure. Let 'er rip!

bullmoose38 01-09-2008 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monie (Post 273)
Sure. Let 'er rip!

I start it off.......

What happens when the girls team lose the hunting contest?


MONIE SHAVES HER HEAD!!!!!!!!!

Monie 01-09-2008 10:19 AM

PPPPPPPPPPPTttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!


Unfortunately, the only jokes I can think of don't belong on this website! Yeah, I'm sick sometimes! lmao

TLC 01-09-2008 01:08 PM

most of the ones I post will be "formatted to fit on this website". and hoping no one will take offense at them. especially the ladies and possibly any blondes.:eek:

hollyhoyt 01-09-2008 03:10 PM

The way Adam jokes around with me, you don't have to worry about be getting offended....Monie I would say that I would shave my head along with you but sorry girl...this one is all up to you:)

nebrhuntress 01-09-2008 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLC (Post 382)
most of the ones I post will be "formatted to fit on this website". and hoping no one will take offense at them. especially the ladies and possibly any blondes.:eek:

If you can think of any blonde jokes I havent heard-please post 'em!

i wont be offended- i promise!;)

firediver 01-09-2008 03:57 PM

Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey."

"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in."

The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other."

"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in, either."

The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it."

"Very good!" said St. Peter.

The blonde continued. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball."

St. Peter fainted!

bullmoose38 01-09-2008 04:05 PM

I never heard that one before. Thats funny!

Monie 01-09-2008 04:15 PM

:D rotflmao!!


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